How Many Dogs Does It Take
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler:
Make me
5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people safely from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to ensure that no one has breached the security of this home.
8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ....
15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.